Angry White Boys Yelling At Other Angry White Boys, the show.
OMG I HOPE IT ALL DIGESTS RIGHT DON’T TRUST THAT MCD SHIT GET YOURSELF SOME IN N OUT OR FIVE GUYS GIRL
It stopped around 1:30am, but yeah, that shit is never happening again. The only okay thing to come out of McDonald’s is their fries, which are the deliciously sinful product of the god of salt and the god of grease having a one night stand.
The first draft is just you telling yourself the story.
Tonight I’ve had the worst heartburn of my life for three hours.
I normally eat pretty healthy, but tonight my stomach decided that I had crossed a line, so I’ve been curled up in agony clutching a bottle of tums.
Long story short, I am never ever doing that again. Ever.
Q:What do you want out of life?
Naps. Lots of naps. And I wouldn’t be adverse to cuddling.
I always forget how beautiful the beach is when I’ve been away for a while. Awesome day at Dockweiler with my friends.