honey is the only food product that never spoils. there are pots of honey that are over five thousand years old and still completely edible
i also want to point out we know it tastes the same even after thousands of years b/c archaeologists who discovered two thousand year old honey tasted it. presumably right after they looked at each other and went “what the hell here goes nothing”
I’m pretty sure they also identify human remains by taste. Archaeologists are straight up freaks.
No, no no… you identify bone from rock or other substances by touching it to your tongue. If it sticks, it’s bone. The taste itself has nothing to do with it. And most archaeologists won’t lick human bones if they know they’re human.
…and I realize that doesn’t actually do much to prove archaeologists aren’t freaks.
mai nam is jane and wen i dig i fynde some roks both smol and big i put my tung upon the stone for science yes i lik the bone
Aries moon: Scared of the unknown, not knowing a possible outcome, abandonment, failure, being forgotten, not being able to control their lives, or future, growing up and living as an ordinary person, having a boring life, not being satisfied, being left out, feeling ashamed, missing out on things, and afraid of losing control when angry.
Taurus moon: Being excluded and left out or being forgotten, hard work never paying off, never amounting to anything in life, afraid of failure, being alone, not being good enough, they fear unpredictable things, dying young, not reaching full potential, afraid of isolation, the future, ending up doing something they hate and regretting it when it’s too late.
Gemini moon: People seeing through their exterior personality and realizing that they are not as good as people thought, second guessing themselves and making the wrong choices when it comes to trusting people, scared that they over think things to the point where they care more than other people and put more effort in than other people, fear of not being perfect and that people secretly hate them, also afraid of commitment.
Cancer moon: Surprises, things that aren’t in their control, having their bad thoughts cripple them and stop them from achieving their goals and dreams, also, staying in one place forever may scare them, making mistakes because they want everything to be perfect, and not being in control.
Leo moon: Not being good enough, being a burden and people not wanting to be around them, failure, being alone, never finding true confidence within themselves, being rejected by loved ones, society, etc., and dying without any solid accomplishments/dying with regret.
Virgo moon: Failing in life, ending up alone, change, or at least when it happens too quickly, being left behind, inconsistency in behaviors of others, they fear not being punctual, never finding “the one” to spend the rest of their lives with, never being good enough, and trying hard and never achieving what they think they deserve.
Libra moon: Everyone they love hates them, being truly alone forever, losing their closest friends, afraid of not being liked, failure/being unsuccessful, death, not knowing what’s going to happen, never truly finding the happiness they think they deserve, being made fun of or talked about, being left behind, or when the people they care about the most don’t trust them.
Scorpio moon: Being rejected, never achieving happiness, hurting the people they care for, being in a loveless relationship, deep fear of no one wanting them, ending up alone, fear of missing out, making a fool of themselves in front of other people, afraid of being judged and not being able to please people, and not achieving happiness.
Sagittarius moon: Dying alone, in pain, and/or unhappy with how they spent their life, never being good enough for someone, scared that the way they tend to change almost everything in their life based on impulses is going to make them lose all their friends, important people in their life leaving them, commitment, getting old, and being stuck in the same boring routine for the rest of their lives only to regret the things they haven’t done.
Capricorn moon: People thinking they are dumb, being isolated or ignored, afraid of disappointing, rejection, fear of being alone forever, being forgotten, being mediocre, or like everybody else, having no power, being helpless, someone they love betraying them, or being unfaithful to them, and heartbreaks.
Aquarius moon: Fear of immortality, silence from people they fully trust, abandonment, ending up alone, fear of being contained in tight places, failing, being made fun of, not succeeding, doing something they will regret for the rest of their lives, they also fear fully giving their love to someone and being betrayed, and heartbreaks.
Pisces moon: Growing old, having everyone secretly hate them, people not wanting them around, dying, being unloved, invisible, or being a failure, being restrained with rules, boring things, obnoxious people, and being rejected from people they truly love and care about.
Lady in store with pug:He's so cute! He's always snorting and grunting :)
What I said:Awww!
What I thought:He's grunting and snorting because he has chronic breathing problems as a result of being the extremely inbred abomination consequence of man playing God.
Rachel. 22. intersectional feminist // will pet all of your dogs // currently penciling my graphic novel Offsides